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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Last Updated: 19.06.2025 02:04

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

After a few moments he returns.

Does Donald Trump have low self-esteem?

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

{RING} {RING}

Sure no problem officer.

According to Amy Schumer, John Cena was actually inside of her during the TrainWreck love scene. I thought that was illegal in Hollywood?

Yes sir it is.

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

HELLO

What are the differences between INFJ-T and INFJ A?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

Why are European countries warning European travelers to be careful traveling to the United States?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

What defines the k'vanna of the Book of בראשית?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.